Now we ain't sayin' she's a gold digger but.. Kim K doesn't come cheap!!
Kim Kardashian and the love of her life Kanye West are reportedly inches away from marriage, but they're racking up a hefty tab to a tune of $20 mil!!
To start with, they're spending $500k on a wedding planner? Yikes!
We guess they need someone to fire if it rains!!
We know it takes a lot of luscious white lace to cover your impeccable curves, but $8.5 mil for a DRESS?!
Holy cow, girl — did they make it out of diamonds and shaved rhino horn??
Well kind of, LOLz!!
A source close to the pair revealed:
“Kim’s dream dress would have real pearls and white diamonds, like the [gown] desgined by Yumi Katsura, which cost $8.5 million."Wowzers!! Sounds fancy schmancy!
Kim is also still trying to figure out the music!
Should her gal Beyonce, who will obvi already attend the wedding with Jay-Z, sing them a lovely tune as Kanye puts a ring on it?
Or should they import a Canadaian voice and drop $6 mil on Celine Dion?
We can't answer that one for you but something tells us, with all the successes you two have, your hearts checking accounts will go — even if you drop $20 mil on a one night extravaganza!!
Sometimes the best entertainment is free!!
Another rousing round of Kris Jenner as the topless Wonder Woman, anyone??
Hopefully it's the only wedding
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